Massive eyebrows

A girl group was featured on tv the other day and the most striking thing about them was their huge eyebrows.  Like massive hairy caterpillars.  Sorry ladies, I prefer the streamlined look myself instead of the au natural heavy look you were sporting.  To be honest, I couldn't grow eyebrows like that if I tried, mine are quite sparse but have a nice natural shape so don't require much in the way of maintenance.  Guess I should count my blessings that I don't have eyebrows like my brother whose are unkempt and prolific.